Muppet Name: Newsman
Real Name: Mike Donoughe
DOB: 8/6/86
Newsman is responsible for stating the blatantly obvious to the whole team and has a brand new career as a manager with PetSmart. His first paintball experience was hooking up with a few buddies and heading out to a field 5 miles from his house and wailing away at one another. He’s been hooked ever since. His first gun was a Spyder Sport, but he now runs with a Proto Rail, Halo Hopper, Evil Pipe kit, 68/4500 tank, Mantis Shoes, E-Vent Mask, and a Flurry Industries Tac vest. He also has an A5 with the Q-loader system. He prefers to play upfront and be aggressive but will take on any random role, like medic or pilot! When Newsman grows up, he wants to own lots of land, have a private field, and a garage full of paintball gear.